It was during one of my window shopping sessions at a popular market in Lagos. Trust ladies, a red account is not enough to keep us away from our favourite ‘past time’ (shopping), that explains why some of us will readily settle for a ‘window’ version of it… just to feed our eyes.
I had already passed a shop that had something like a ‘breast tube’ (a female ‘chest wear’) displayed –upside down. But I stopped, went back to ask if that’s a ‘breast tube’ that was hung in that manner (upside down). The sales person had a good laugh at me before explaining that it’s actually a ‘bum wear’-meant to add size to a woman’s back side. She also offered to show me the one that’s for the hips-for women who feel they are not ‘hippy’ enough and want to ‘plump’ things up.
It was a whistling me that left this shop. I couldn’t help thinking that men are in trouble-thanks to the fashion/cosmetic industry. Women will be giving it (looks) to men, however they (the men) want it but there’s a snag here: a man that sees a lady with appreciable back size will no doubt believe that what he sees is what he gets. What then happens when things get serious and the ‘add ons’ have to give way for what’s left of the real thing? Wouldn’t such a man feel deceived?
I hear men that have a ‘smallie’ down there now have the artificial version that makes them appear ‘endowed.’ I read about an incident that took place sometime back…a newly married couple went on a honeymoon. During love making, Mister’s ‘endowment’ snapped off, the wife got to know that she had actually been enjoying an ‘artificial long thing.’ That marriage packed up from that moment.
How about women that ‘pad up’ their chest areas to unimaginable sizes, how will a man feel when he gets to realise that the real thing is not even half of all that ‘over load’…that got him drooling in the first place?
I do know that the men seem to have come round to our false hairs, lashes, nails and even padded brassieres (in the case of women whose chest plums have gone south)…I just don’t know how they are going to take the idea of being given an impression of what is not there, even though the ladies seem to be more concerned about the ‘feel good’ (even if it is temporary) mood that such affords them.
To such ladies, it’s first and foremost about their ‘feelings.’ How any man wishes to take such comes a distant second. Such ladies will readily tell any man that cares to listen to ‘go thank God that it’s not a ‘going under the knife’ (yet) scenario’…as if some men would not prefer the ‘finished products’ of a ‘going under the knife’ affair (provided they are not aware of it) to all that ‘paddings’ that are doomed to be discarded when ‘show me in the bedroom’ beckons!
I still advocate ‘keeping it real,’ we must not all have the perfect physical endowments. Some will be proportional, some will be big, while others will be small but whoever loves you will accept you-just the way you are. And if it’s truly love that’s ‘acting’-it quickly transcends the physical-settling for the ‘mutual good’ of those in a relationship. If all that interests a potential mate (in you) is your body, please give such a relationship the shove. There is someone who will just be ‘ok’ with the way you are!
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